Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
as Andy Van Allen
as Nick Lee
as Jeff Monks
as Russell
as Hugh Bispham
as Graham Ball
as Jenny
as Yasmina
as Himself
as Himself
as Vivienne
as Daniel
as Neil
as Billy's Time Bike Fan
as Captain Koulouris
as Mrs Hatcher
as 'Casualty' Doctor
as Gemma Clay
as Mickey
as PA Romy
as Jim Schneider
as Castor Voice Over
as Lloyd
as Woolly Hat Fan
as Photographer
as One-eyed Child
as Jack Jones Fan
as Pool 'Castormind' Fan
as 'Watson'
as 'Ponytailed Scumbag'
as Child of Castor
as Child of Castor
as Child of Castor
as Child of Castor
as Child of Castor
as Children of Castor Fan
as Children of Castor Fan
as Children of Castor Fan
as Children of Castor Fan
as Children of Castor Fan
as Children of Castor Fan
as Children of Castor Fan
as Children of Castor Fan
as Children of Castor Fan
as Children of Castor Fan (as Janet Silman)
as Children of Castor Fan
