
Depending on who's talking, a comet is on track to destroy the planet. Sonny and Archie, two Mafia wise guys, plan on stashing their valuables and retiring just in case they survive.

as Archie Bocci

as Sonny Lusconi

as Jason

as Mayor Brown

as Rose Lusconi

as Rachel

as Ma

as Mrs. Smith

as Rey

as Agent Tracey

as Agent Bean

as Boxing Times Announcer

as Bookstore Owner

as Evelyn 'Evvy' Hancock

as Chad, Boy at Party

as Seung Wook

as Jennifer

as Rucci

as Andy, Mayor's Aide

as Bishop

as Miss Gladys

as Bianca

as Ollie

as Kitty, Lounge Singer

as Shop Owner

as Robert (as Bradley Joseph)

as The Clown

as Connor Cochran

as Willy

as Livia, Archie's Mom

as Bo

as Daisy, Waitress

as Barry Ling

as Lily, Jennifer's Daughter

as Ace (as Evan Fields)

as Spider

as Mobster

as Ballet Student

as Tommy Wallace

as Cramer

as Nick

as Roxy

as The Italian

as Newscaster

as Henchman

as Coffee Drinker

as Lead Agent

as Mia

as Store Clerk

as Barking Dog