After the city's deadliest serial killer breaks out of jail, the aging Texas Ranger that put him away comes out of retirement to stop the monster's rampage, this time for good. Violence and hilarity ensue as the city is thrown into chaos.
as Drunk Beauty #1 / Jeep Girl #2
as Punk Baseball Team Shortstop
as Ms. Kitty
as 80s-Porn-Looking Good Samaritan
as Demon / Swirl / Man on Phone DGAF / Bystander With A Killer Headache
as Manager
as Moustache
as Detective Behm
as Jimmy White
as Blind Bluesman
as Movie Submissive / Sexy Lady Smack Talker #2 / Jeep Girl #4 / Flirty Patio Waitress / Sexy Hazmat Woman
as Mayor Wommack
as Sexy Lady Who Might Be A Hooker
as Indiana-Jones-Hat-Wearing Coffee Drinker
as Jim Convasos
as Punk Baseball Team Captain
as Harry 'Big Daddy' Salemson
