A group of farcical elite of mercenaries made up of dysfunctional members was hired and formed to rescue a group of kidnapped beauty queens and a gay pageant organizer from the hands of a retarded rebel group led by an insane insecure queen Madame Butterfly whose initial plan was only to kidnap Angela Mo Ray from the Kingdom of Kwe Kwe for a hefty amount of money as ransom.
as Corporal Akomplis
as Sgt. Pagaspas
as Pvt. Habagat
as Pvt. Amihan
as Pvt. Daluyong
as Beauty Queen
as Madame Butterfly
as Col. O. Nasaan
as Sur Dimawari
as Kumander Buwaya
as Maj. Problem
as Capt. Logan
as Brig. Gen. Rene Repair
as Ringo
as Rading dela Cruz
as Beauty Queen
as Angela Murray
as Beauty Queen
as Umbrella Girl
as Ting-Aling
as Commander T. Y. Hasshim
as Maj. Dolen
as Col. Oscar Tapias
as Randy
as Sta. Ana Sto. Domingo
as Speedboat Driver
