
In 1957 Brooklyn, small-time mobster George and his sidekick Dip realize they've forgotten the birthday of mob boss Joey, so they engage the services of prostitute Glorice. Joey's reaction to Glorice gives George a promotion, and he's installed as Joey's assistant. George makes the discovery that gender-bent Glorice is not exactly a woman after all. The problem gets worse: Joey intends to marry Glorice, but she plans to blackmail him after the wedding.

as George Gianfranco

as Joey "The Heart" Aorta

as Glorice Kalsheim

as Dip McKenzie

as Frank Briles

as Chica

as Ruffo

as Maderiaga

as Rivello

as Glasso

as Draft Detective

as Waitress

as Chinese Cook

as Father Doyle

as Gregory Kirk

as Swede Carlson

as Doctor

as Friendly Sam

as Mickey The Baker

as Bartender

as Sailor #1

as Sailor #2

as Dr. Stockmann

as Captain Horster

as High Society Woman

as Midwestern Woman

as Woman with Bad Teeth

as Beatnik

as Jewish Woman

as Sorority Woman

as Messenger Boy

as Chalky Bergamo

as Di Marco

as Foreman

as Dockworker #1

as Dockworker #2

as Dockworker #3

as Dockworker #4

as Mortician

as Beauty Shop Woman #1

as Beauty Shop Woman #2

as French Woman

as "Beefcake" Sailor

as Adopted Child

as Adopted Child

as Adopted Child

as Adopted Child

as Strip Joint Announcer (voice)

as Stripper (voice)

as Baseball Announcer (voice)