
It's 1999, and as the end of the millenium approaches, people are attempting to find spiritual enlightenment. But a few people want to skip all the work that entails, and a holy Tenktonese relic in the hands of a heretic is giving them a shortcut. But it's not quite as easily controlled as she says.

as Detective Matt Sikes

as George Francisco

as Susan Francisco

as Cathy Frankel

as Emily Francisco

as Buck Francisco

as Randy

as Felix Nativadad

as Whacko Human

as Albert Einstein

as Capt. Brian Grazer

as Detective Beatrice Zapeda

as Jason Webster

as Alana

as Calaban Smith

as Vivian Fairbanks

as Marina Del Rey

as Frank Norton

as Jennifer

as Officer Laskau

as Officer Shivan

as Polly Wannakraker

as Jill

as Marvin Bigelow

as Cop

as Landlady

as Lawyer

as Detective (uncredited)