Nigel Dennis publishes a scandal magazine. But for each story he writes, he first approaches the person whose scandalous behavior is described (or rather implied, to avoid any libel suit) and says he will suppress the story in return for money. Several of his victims first decide individually to kill him instead of paying, but fail in amusing ways. Then they find that to protect their various secrets they must now join forces for a rather different purpose...
as Lord Henry Mayley
as "Wee" Sonny MacGregor
as Flora Ransom
as Melissa Right
as Nigel Dennis
as Lady Lucy Mayley
as Ethel Ransom
as Reverend Cedric "Daddy Bassy" Bastable
as Porter
as Bill Murphy
as Fred
as Gunsmith
as Police Inspector
as PC Johnson
as Désirée Mensch aka D. Mandeville
as TV announcer
as Dr Harz
as Chemist (uncredited)
as Photographer (uncredited)
as Police Officer (uncredited)
as Dinner Guest (uncredited)
as Chinese Man in Pub (uncredited)
as 2nd Irishman (uncredited)
as Man Who Lets Out Police Car's Tyre (uncredited)
as Walter - Contestant in T.V. Show (uncredited)
as Scientist (uncredited)
as Lady in Autograph Crowd (uncredited)
as Old Man in T.V. Show Audience (uncredited)
as Lady on Phone (uncredited)
as J.E. Freeman - Greengrocer (uncredited)
as Pub Landlord (uncredited)
as Minister with Heart Attack (uncredited)
as 1st Irishman (uncredited)
