The Cobblers Arms have been the best and most feared Amateur Rugby League team for the past ten years. Ex-pro Arthur bets their boss that he could train a bunch of deadbeats to defeat them in a local rugby sevens tournament. But to do so he must first get them into shape with the help of the very attractive Hazel Scott.
as Arthur Hoyle
as Hazel Scott
as Steve
as Phil
as Frank
as Tommy
as Tony
as Ray Mason, Radio York commentator
as Reg Welch
as Doreen Hoyle
as Stan
as June
as Jack, Doreen's Father
as Carol
as Colin West
as Vicky
as Betty
as Ambulance Man
as Wayne, Cobbler's Arms Team
as Scott, Cobbler's Arms Team
as Cute, Cobbler's Arms Team
as Muscles, Cobbler's Arms Team
as Crusher, Cobbler's Arms Team
as Skylab, Cobbler's Arms Team
as Slash, Cobbler's Arms Team
as Beefy, Cobbler's Arms Team
as Crunch, Cobbler's Arms Team
as Female Boxer
as Female Boxer
as Boxing Referee
as 1st Referee
as 2nd Referee
as 3rd Referee
as Little Girl
