
Ted is not a zombie. Just ask him. Sure, he picked up a "skin thing" on his vacay in The Caribbean, and he's hungering for brains, but who isn't? Anyway, things are bound to get better when Ted inherits his grandpa's fortune; all he's gotta do is wait for the old man to die. In the meantime, in case things weren't strange enough, Ted follows a hot vampire into group therapy where the patients all suffer disorders of the paranormal. Yep. Things just went from weird to wacky.

as Frank Lee

as Carrie

as Bradley

as Ted

as Livia

as Jean

as Bonnie

as Ricky

as Poppy

as Jorge

as Linda

as Dr. Lovido

as Elvie

as Wolfgang

as Mel

as Grendel

as Nora

as Sgt. Zeus

as Sergeant Angus

as Stephanie

as Wendy