An 'Airplane!'-style spoof of hospital soap operas—a brilliant young trainee can't stand the sight of blood; a doctor romances the head nurse in order to get the key to the drugs cabinet; and there's a mafioso on the loose disguised as a woman.
as Dr. Stephanie Brody
as Dr. Simon August
as Dr. Milton Chamberlain
as Dr. Charles Litto
as Dr. Thurman Flicker
as Julie
as Dr. Bucky DeVol
as Floyd Kurtzman
as Dr. Oliver Ludwig
as Jacob
as Dr. Joseph Prang
as Angelo / Angela Bonafetti
as The Others - Christmas Elf
as Nurse Norine Sprockett
as Dr. Phil Burns
as Dr. Walter Rist
as Malamud Callahan
as Sal Bonafetti
as Drug dealer
as (uncredited)
as The Nurses - Chang
as The Nurses - Perez
as The Nurses - Thatcher
as The Candystripers - Bunny
as The Gangsters - Rocco
as The Gangsters - Jerry
as Soap Cameos
as Soap Cameos
as Soap Cameos
as Soap Cameos
as Soap Cameos
as Soap Cameos
as Soap Cameos
as Soap Cameos
as The Cops - Emilia
as The Cops - Bed Mechanic
as The Cops - Cicerelli
as The Hospital Staff - Flower Lady
as The Hospital Staff - Miss Ditka
as The Hospital Staff - Paul the Orderly
as The Hospital Staff - Warren the Orderly
as The Patients - 82 Year Old Man
as The Patients - Boy with Fly
as The Patients - Disgusting Looking Patient
as The Patients - Calvin Klein Model
as The Flashback - Young Simon's Father
as The Others - Spectator
as The Candystripers - Jyll Omato
as The Others - Mrs. Pierce
as Self (scenes deleted)
as Girl with Broken Nose (uncredited)
as Susan Lucci (uncredited)
as Featured (uncredited)
as New Intern (uncredited)
as The Nurses - Theresa
as The Others - Spoiled Brat
