
In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.

as Gordie

as Judy

as Andy Warhol

as Marge

as Gordie's Dad

as Heidi

as Mr. Black Laquer

as Emile

as Auntie Charity

as Slim

as Mr. Chartreuse

as Liam Burbage

as Mr. Taupe

as Rita

as Speedo (voice)

as Alien Doctor

as Baby

as The Saddest Man in the World

as Trevor

as J.D. Wood

as Auntie Prudence