In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.
as Gordie
as Judy
as Andy Warhol
as Marge
as Gordie's Dad
as Heidi
as Mr. Black Laquer
as Emile
as Auntie Charity
as Slim
as Mr. Chartreuse
as Liam Burbage
as Mr. Taupe
as Rita
as Speedo (voice)
as Alien Doctor
as Baby
as The Saddest Man in the World
as Trevor
as J.D. Wood
as Auntie Prudence
