
Thirteen-year-old Nick and his slightly dense older brother Herbert run the Diamond Private Detective Agency above Camden Town Tube Station in north-central London. When a master criminal called The Falcon dies, they come into possession of his box of chocolate Maltesers, which contains the secret key to a fabulous cache of diamonds. Can they unravel the mystery and avoid the clutches of seedy lowlifes Brenda Von Falkenberg, Gott and Himmell, The Fat Man and the dogmatic Chief Inspector Snape, all of whom want to find the swag first.

as Nick Diamond

as Tim Diamond

as Lauren Bacardi

as Mr. Patel

as Betty Charlady/Brenda von Falkenberg

as Jack Splendide

as Boyle

as Chief Inspector Snape

as The Fat Man

as Gott

as Himmell

as The Professor

as Henry von Falkenberg

as Johnny Naples (as Rene Ruiz)

as Lawrence

as Hammett

as Vicar

as Bouncer

as Club Owner

as Traffic Warden

as Large Woman

as Sales Girl

as Sales Girl

as Perturbed Mother

as Grandfather

as Granddaughter

as Uncle Holly

as Harpoon Salesman

as Fat Man's Henchman

as Fatman's Henchman

as Fatman's Henchman

as Fatman's Henchman

as Fatman's Hnechman

as Dog Walker