Nine short stories based on the true experiences of London Underground passengers: "Mr. Cool" (Amy Jenkins, dir.); "Horny" (Stephen Hopkins); "Grasshopper" (Menhaj Huda); "My Father the Liar" (Bob Hoskins); "Bone" (Ewan McGregor); "Mouth" (Armando Iannucci); "A Bird in the Hand" (Jude Law); "Rosebud" (Gaby Dellal); "Steal Away" (Charles McDougall)
as City Gent (segment "Horny")
as Ticket Inspector (Steal Away)
as Girl (segment "Steal Away")
as Rosebud (segment "Rosebud")
as Little Girl (segment "Horny")
as Luke (segment "Mr. Cool")
as Joe (segment "Mr. Cool")
as Station Guard (multiple segments)
as Emma (segment "Mr. Cool")
as Roy (segment "Grasshopper")
as Boy (segment "Steal Away")
as Old Man (segment "A Bird In The Hand")
as Heroine (segment "Mouth")
as Male Reveller (segment "Steal Away")
as Older Lady (segment "Horny")
as Gordon (segment "Bone")
as Alex (segment "Horny")
as Preacher (Steal Away)
as Angela (segment "Rosebud")
as Father (segment "My Father The Liar")
as Mr. X (segment "Grasshopper")
as Shantel (segment "Grasshopper")
as Charlie (segment "Grasshopper")
as Stevie (segment "Grasshopper")
as Reena (segment "Grasshopper")
as Mazaar (segment "Grasshopper")
as Mo (segment "Grasshopper")
as Miss Clinique (segment "Grasshopper")
as Bulla (segment "Grasshopper")
as James (segment "Grasshopper")
as Bag Lady (segment "My Father The Liar")
as Suicide Victim (segment "My Father The Liar")
as Vendor (segment "My Father The Liar")
as Son (segment "My Father The Liar")
as Louise (segment "Bone")
as Flamboyant Soloist (segment "Bone")
as Pot Plant Lady (segment "Bone")
as Concert Hall Manager (segment "Bone")
as Bride To Be (segment "Mouth")
as Dude (segment "Mouth")
as Girlfriend (segment "Mouth")
as Business Man (segment "Mouth")
as Boyfriend (segment "Mouth")
as Youth 2 (segment "A Bird In The Hand")
as Youth 1 (segment "A Bird In The Hand")
as Woman (segment "A Bird In The Hand")
as Elizabeth (segment "Rosebud")
as Typewriter Man (segment "Rosebud")
as Tweed Suit (segment "Rosebud")
as Elderly Drunk (segment "Steal Away")
as Black Boy (segment "Steal Away")
as Ticket Inspector (segment "Steal Away")
as Drained Young Woman (segment "Steal Away")
as Walkman Boy (segment "Steal Away")
as Middle Aged Woman (segment "Steal Away")
as Boy's Mum (segment "Steal Away")
as White Pinstripe Suit Man (segment "Steal Away")
as Clerk (segment "Steal Away")
as Driver (segment "Steal Away")
as Preacher (segment "Steal Away")
as Station Guard (segment "Rosebud") (as Danny Cerqueira)
