With his life already in shambles — his girlfriend just dumped him, he's lost his acting gig, and his cat is seriously ill — sad-sack Jimmy Zoole (Steve Guttenberg) comes home New Year's Eve to find a gay burglar (Lombardo Boyar) looting his apartment. Taking the intruder hostage, Jimmy threatens to unleash his pent-up rage on the would-be thief but instead begins to bond with his captive.
as Jimmy Zoole
as Eddie Tesoro
as Kate
as Aunt Claire
as Carmine
as Stewart Thomas
as Fred Gable
as Pidgeon
as Stanley
as Lady at Party
as Man on Bus
as TV Announcer
as First Veterinarian
as Second Veterinarian
as 911 Operator (voice)
as Silvia
