
A chance meeting with a Schlecht agent forces a humble coffee shop manager into the secret world of spies in Swinging London. With the help of his MI5 friend, he poses as the recently dead Major Cavendish who had managed to infiltrate the dreaded organization; he knows that they are intending to assassinate someone - could it be the famous Russian ballerina who has recently arrived for an appearance at Covent Garden?

as Eric Morecambe

as Ernie Sage

as Colonel Grant

as Madame Petrovna

as Gina Carlotti

as Sir Edward Seabrook

as Stage Manager

as Karin

as Reed

as Thomas

as Prozoroff

as Laundry Basket Man

as Sinister Stranger

as Philippe

as Seedy Schlecht Agent

as 'Siegfried' Dancer

as 'Evil Owl' Dancer

as Girl in Cinema

as Boy in Cinema

as Girl in Cucaracha

as Carlos

as Conductor

as Reception Guest (uncredited)

as Cafe Owner (uncredited)

as Hotel Guest (uncredited)

as Rostov (uncredited)

as French Girl (uncredited)

as Woman in Wardrobe Dept. (uncredited)

as Girl (uncredited)

as Stagehand (uncredited)

as Stage Doorkeeper (uncredited)

as Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)

as Madame Petrovna's Dresser (uncredited)

as Man in Bar (uncredited)

as Waiter (uncredited)

as Ivan (uncredited)

as Man in Bar (uncredited)

as Biker (uncredited)

as Assassin (uncredited)

as Conway (uncredited)

as Hotel Guest (uncredited)

as Man at the Ballet (uncredited)

as M.I.5 Radio Operator (uncredited)

as Woman in Lift (uncredited)

as Stagehand (uncredited)

as Policeman (uncredited)

as Blonde at Reception Dinner Table (uncredited)

as Lady at the Ballet (uncredited)

as Girl (uncredited)