After Santa tells Michael Bolton that he needs 75,000 new babies by Christmas to meet toy supply, he hosts a sexy telethon to get the world to start making love.
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as Adam Scott
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as Ebenezer Scrooge
as Misty
as Punk rocker
as Maya Rudolph
as Peter Salanz
as Blair
as Dr. Vince Harbert
as Casey Wilson
as Baby Archer
as Alan
as Brooke Shields
as Self
as Janeane Garofalo
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as Chocolatier Customer
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as Dianne
as Michael Fulton
as Security Guard #1
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as Chef Roy
as Wally
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as Virtual Woman
as Virtual Pharmacist
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as Jack Sparrow Chorus Member
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as Jack Sparrow Chorus Member
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