Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.
as Dr. Schuks Tshabalala / Various
as Alf (Shorty)
as Heinz
as Zach
as Sexy Nurse
as Jean Pierre
as Maggie
as Marge
as Yoti
as Yugi
as Zach
as Chow Fang
as Jose
as Rajin
as Melon lady
as Melon man
as Spaza owner
as Singing beggar
as Sister Naude
as Airbag guy
as House owner
as Old lady in car park
as Spaza Shop Thief
as BEE guy
as Woman in labour
as Italian holiday maker
as Vuvuzela guy
as Self
as Self
as Self
as Self
