
In this horror parody, a masked serial killer menaces the town of Bulimia Falls with various sharp objects. Attention-seeking television personality Hagitha Utslay is soon on the scene, reporting on the ever-growing body count. Former mall security guard Doughy shows up to protect the teenage population, but he's clearly not much help, allowing the murderer to pick off even more hapless kids as numerous scary movies are referenced.

as Hagitha Utslay

as Doughy

as Principal

as Martina

as Barbara

as Boner

as Slab

as Dawson

as Screw

as Mrs. Peacock

as The Killer

as Chuckie

as Ms. Grossberg

as Madame La Tourneau

as Sexy Doctor

as Mr. Hasselhof

as Nurse Kervorkian

as Pimp

as Miss Tingle

as Mr. Lowelle

as Tiffany

as Amber

as Maitre'D

as Pizza Guy

as Vice Principal