The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.
as Ivanna Dance / Demanda
as The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
as Soul Stripper (as Arban)
as Sexy Asian Vampire
as Travis Dance
as Timmy
as Chief Doublestump
as Private Dick Sam Black
as Racoon Head
as News Anchor
as News Anchor
as Zelda Lipschitz / Herself
as Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm
as Self
as James' Assistant
as Sally Sterks
as Deke the Red Herring
as Larry the Stripper
as Lesbian Art Student #1
as Lesbian Art Student #2
as Surly Crack-Head Trannie
as Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)
as Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)
as Guy Who Finds the Space Ship
as Fake Zit Guy
as Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)
as Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy
as Purse Snatcher
as Monster Meat
as Office Chair Victim
as Black Guy #2
as Bouncer
as Guy at the Party
as Guy at the Party
as Party Goer
as Party Goer
as Party Goer
as Self (uncredited)
as Woman on Balcony (uncredited)
as Party Goer (uncredited)
as New Found Glory
as People at the Party
as People at the Party
as Party Goer
as Party Goer
as Party Goer
as Party Goer
as People at the Party
as Party Goer
as People at the Party (as Nicolle Talley)
as People at the Party
as Voice Over
as Party Goer
as Party Goer
as Self
as Soul Stripper
as Lesbian Vampire
as People at the Party
as Strip Bar Announcer / Larry / Deacon / Oliver Stone (voice) (uncredited)
as (uncredited)
as Party Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
as Sgt.Kabukiman / Rapist (voice) (uncredited)
as Mr. Freaky (uncredited)
as Door Girl (uncredited)
