
Romantic comedy set against the story of a grudge football match between two pubs. The prize for the winner of the centenary match is the the closure of their opponent's bar. The Match was mainly filmed around Straiton in Ayrshire.

as Wullie Smith

as Sheila Bailey

as Billy Bailey

as Gorgeous Gus

as Rosemary Bailey

as Big Tam

as Scrapper

as Buffalo

as Piss Off

as Mechanic

as Danny Van Boy

as Dingus

as Tommy

as Dead Eye

as Happy Feet

as John MacGhee

as Patsy Kennedy

as Carol McGhee

as Charlie

as Arrow

as Lefty

as Righty

as Growler

as Anna Smith

as Nancy No Pants

as English Harry

as Pasty Face

as Himself