Jackie Gleason and Jack Durant are teamed for the first and only time as Hank and Jed, a pair of dimwitted barbers who are forced into bankruptcy because all their customers have marched off to war. Figuring that if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, Hank and Jed try to join the Army themselves, only to be rejected for a variety of reasons (When asked to read the eye-chart, Hank says he can't-not because he can't see, but because he can't read).
as Hank
as Jed
as Pam Martin
as Tommy Lydel
as Granny
as Midget
as Vivian
as Blond Bomber
as Biggie Waldron
as Lefty
as Mousey
as Blackie
as Tim
as Harmonica Rascals Band Leader
as Guard
as Soldier
as Harmonica Rascals Band Member
as Judge Smith
as Member, Harmonica Rascals
as Guard
as Colonel
as Fat Man
as Doctor
as Guard
as Doctor
as Draftee
as Colonel's Guard
as Ex-Soldier Commander
as Guard
as Guard
as Guard
as Tall Man
