Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!
as Gerry McCarten
as Sewell
as Mrs. McCarten
as Mr. Sewell
as Mr. McCarten
as Mr. Caird
as Bridget
as Gemma
as Mrs. Caird
as Ginga
as Clare
as Mrs Brabin
as Matthew Brabin
as Miss Warren
as Maureen
as Zak
as Auntie Maud
as Cashier
as Park Worker
as Himself
as Mally
as Bingo caller
