An English high school teacher whose students always play tricks on him because of his Carabao English. He met and fell in love with a fellow teacher, whom he didn't know was engaged to be married. Frustrated and tried to kill himself, his fairy godmother told him he'll just say the phrase "I Love You 3x A Day" if he wants somebody to fall in love with him.
as Webster Shakespeare Cubangbang
as Grace Samson
as Saucy Matukoy
as Agnes Reyes
as Dora
as Gerry Cruz
as Max
as Tomas "Tom" Cruz
as Archie
as Venus the Fairy Godmother
as Afuang
as Security Guard
as Janitor
as Afuang the Bounty Hunter
as Raymond
as Dean Jaime Cabunglaw
