
Shareen and Claire, a lesbian couple living on Staten Island, find themselves ensnared in a vast conspiracy involving a ghost ship of nuclear refuse, ominous television commercials, and deadly cat food.

as Shareen Lightfoot

as Claire Mayakovsky

as Mimi Mayakovsky

as Jiannbin Lui

as Miguel Flores

as Stuart Sterling

as Honey Mayakovsky Lightfoot

as Clayton Lightfoot, Sr.

as Condom Poet

as Mother Mary

as Roger Bailey

as Nina Simpson

as Bernadette Cherryhome

as Supermarket Manager

as Woman in Locker

as Bookseller

as Cat Lover

as Man Bathing

as Tim

as Peter Finn

as Pam Mandel

as Boss Man

as Japanese Businessman

as Music Executive

as Rapper

as Brad

as Skip

as Tully

as Soap Man

as Barry Fox

as GX Kid

as GX Kid

as Dr. Callahan

as Child Psychiatrist

as Teru the Psychic

as Man with Bullhorn

as Village Matriarch

as City Lady

as Billy Boy

as Jackie Tan

as Jackson

as African Woman

as German Tourist

as (uncredited)