
Lowly Gillingham Football Club are drawn against Premiership giants Newcastle United in the quarter finals of the FA Cup. A small group of 'Gills' fans decide to make the most of their 'game of a lifetime' by turning the journey north into a weekend away. On the eve of departure one of the group receives a visit from Terry, a man with no legs in a wheelchair, claiming he can get them a free minibus and free diesel. In return, all they have to do is take him with them!

as Tony

as Rod

as Terry

as Charlie

as Micky

as Tonto

as Garage Attendant

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Ruth

as Football supporter

as Paolo

as Jason

as Police officer

as Doctor

as Suzie

as Weathergirl

as Terry

as Paramedic

as Mechanic

as Glen

as Graham

as Newscaster

as Jake

as Cliff