A university teacher gets caught shoplifting by a security guard, who won’t let him go. He becomes his new best friend and says ‘I won’t call the cops if you come and have a pint with me’. From there a twisted romance of sorts unfolds.
as Robert Green
as Sandy Duffy
as Lucy Walsh
as Troy Griffin
as Freddie Clarke
as TV Studio Runner
as Paul
as Phoebe
as Police Woman
as Tom Breslin
as Duty Officer
as Shopper
as Substitute Lecturer
as Vera
