Lucinda goes on a trip away with her two friends Katherine and Amanda and convinces them to join her on form a variety act in order to impress her childhood crush Neville, a talent agent holding a gala night.
as Lucinda
as Katherine
as Amanda
as Neville Goodenough
as Sydney Fisher
as Pip
as Algie
as Ronnie Rich
as Rupert Irstead
as Melvin
as Maureen Riley
as Gerald Riley
as Sandra Sweet
as Mario the Magician
as Mario's Mother
as Portly Vicar
as Sling/Neckbrace
as Ted
as Alfonso
as Sally
as Tarquin
