
Hollywood movie director, Dick Dickster, is a drunk hack with a big ego and a bad attitude. He's broke, in debt, and unemployable. His manager, Sammy Davas Jr. wants to dump him as a client. His wife, Hardy, is divorcing him and wants alimony. Dick owes the mob fifty grand and hit man Tony Baritoni has been sent to collect. And District Attorney Ed Lawler is re investigating statutory rape charges against Dick from his cult movie: Cult of Doom. A film school student, Tim Meeks begins filming a documentary about Dick. They interview producers, directors and actors about their bizarre encounters with The Dickster. Then a mysterious XXX producer, Coco Hart, offers Dick 100-K to turn Cult of Doom into: Cult of Poon. Dick can't say no.

as Dick Dickster

as Sammy Davas Jr

as Tony Baritoni

as Coco Hart

as Tim Meeks

as Hardy Dickster

as Peaches Ripen

as Charles B. Good

as Teddy Spitz

as Turk Manly

as Hugg Nutts

as Ed Lawler

as Himself

as Herself

as Brad Priest

as Rooster

as Dr. Shrinkalotsky

as Lisa Madonna

as Wood E. Peters

as Baxter Stabberman

as Self

as Alexis Shine

as Rick Bernard

as Brandi Flowers

as Casey O'Toole

as M. Lewinsky

as Trevor

as Bouncer

as Todd

as Patient

as Jack Jockey

as Bartender