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The Size of Watermelons

Genres
Comedy
Rating
2.8
StatusReleased
LanguagesEnglish
CountriesCanada
Release Date1997-01-17
Runtime88 mins

Overview

Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.

Cast & Crew

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Paul Rudd

as Alex

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Donal Logue

as Gnome

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Donovan Leitch

as Patrick

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Marissa Ribisi

as Lizzie

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Ione Skye

as Maggie

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John Enos III

as Leonard

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Adam West

as Self

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Tracey Walter

as The Vagrant

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David Lee Russek

as Eddie

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Zack Ward

as Skinhead

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Ed Anders

as Bouncer

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Richard Gilbert-Hill

as Drama Teacher

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Matt Koruba

as Young Alex

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Leila Johnson

as Kim

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Françoise Robertson

as Cafe Waitress

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Allan Kolman

as Vladimir

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Christopher Reed

as Dealer

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Jamie James

as Jock

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Stephen Webb

as James

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Jason NeSmith

as Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

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Michael Anthony Williams

as Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

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Nigel Mogg

as Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

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Jesse Dorsey

as Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

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Jeff Cairns

as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

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Curtis Lindersmith

as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

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Joe Majestik

as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

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Jason Mason

as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

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Grant Vanderslice

as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

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Brandon Wells

as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

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Bernie Engel

as Professor

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Loesha Zeaviar

as Rachel

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Jeff Rothpan

as Hotel Clerk

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