
Melvin Byrd, who dreams of being a scientist, is a Cape Kennedy "miniscule molecular particle surveillance monitor" - in short, a janitor. His job is to keep a major rocket project completely dust-free, and this he does with his own hilariously fantastic inventions - including a literal attack on dirt by a "knight on a white horse". In his work, he meets Judy, a chimp involved in a top-secret project, which leads Melvin into the one room strictly off-limits to him. Not until he has entered the project room does Melvin learn that any man entering it will be negatively ionized - making him fly like a bird.

as Melvin Byrd

as Lieutenant Porter

as Professor Wald

as General Smithburn

as Congresswoman Clanger

as Claudine Wald

as Sergeant Skam

as Yellow Cab Driver

as Devlin

as Arno

as Clurg

as Professor Nep

as Doorman

as Curtis

as Willie

as Radar Operator

as Golfer

as Man Looking Through Window At Melvin Flying