One-off comedy drama featuring characters from award-winning BBC sketch series 'The Fast Show'. Ralph Mayhew (Charlie Higson) lives alone in a faded stately home. His only friend is Ted (Paul Whitehouse), the elderly Irish estate worker. But their way of life is under threat: Ralph must marry before his 35th birthday or lose everything. Just when it all seems hopeless, along comes Wendy (Kathy Burke). As Ralph's affection for Wendy grows, his dependence on Ted wanes. Is this the end of a beautiful friendship ? Is Wendy all that she seems ? Will Ralph go through with the marriage ? And will he save the Hall ?
as Ted / Rowley Birkin / Kevin Brown
as Ralph Mayhew / Aunt Cecilia / Ralph's Father
as Mrs. Ted
as Tall Tom / Cliff Carter / Friend of Dorothy
as Short Tom
as Mrs. Jenkins / Ralph's Mother / Henrietta Gladstone
as Confirmed Bachelor
as Lulu
as Miss Paxman
as Cousin Jack
as Henrietta Blough-Pendleton
as Henrietta Spain
as Arm Wrestling Woman
as Dog Barking Woman
as Line Dancing Twin
as Line Dancing Twin
as Mrs. Brown
as Young Ralph
as Girl at Party
as Girl at Party
as Landowner at Party
as Landowner at Party
as Wendy Carter
as Interior Designer
as Farmer
as Vicar
