
Told in Documentary form, the film depicts a group of five British film critics and politicians who venture off into the West Virginian wilderness in search of the "Tony Blair Witch" which may or may not be related to British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

as Alexander Walker

as Tony Blair

as Nigel

as Calan Fairbrain

as Gregory Wallin

as Chief Redneck

as Redneck

as Redneck

as Young Hick

as Silly American

as Redneck Attacker

as Nobody

as Murchison, Surley Video Store Clerk

as GNC Store Clerk

as Clueless Interviewee

as Smarmy Interviewee