Takeshi Kitano plays a version of himself in which he's a struggling director cycling through a number of different genres in an effort to complete his latest project.
as Takeshi / Yakuza / Father / Ninja / Detective / Astronomer
as Higashi Oizumi
as Kumiko
as Kimiko
as Wife
as Daughter
as Maid
as Heroine
as Gentleman in a White Mercedes
as Massao's Mother
as Astronomer Yamamoto
as Young Man
as Hisamatsu
as Noh Mask Man
as Karate Instructor
as Car Owner
as Hisamatsu Group Young Head
as Barkeeper
as Foreign Boy living in Japan
as Police Officer
as Madam at the Bar
as Chief Elder
as Retainer
as Child
as Old Lady
as Thug
as Man Who Picked Up the Car
as Professor Ide
as Owner of the House
as Duck (voice)
as Narrator (voice)
