The world-famous Cockettes enact Tricia Nixon's wedding to Edward Cox on June 11, 1971. Hurtme O. Hurtme, television correspondent, covers the wedding and interviews celebrities in attendance such as Golda Meir, Indira Gandhi, Jacqueline Onassis, Queen Elizabeth, and Elizabeth Taylor. Coretta King sings. During the reception, Eartha Kitt puts LSD in the punch. All hell breaks loose.
as Tricia Nixon
as Pope Paul VI (as Scrumbly Koldewyn)
as Coretta Scott King / Delegate from Uma Guma
as Joan Kennedy
as Mrs. Cox, Sr.
as Rose Kennedy
as Julie Nixon Eisenhower
as Hazel the Maid
as Eartha Kitt
as Phyllis Diller
as Indira Gandhi
as Rev. Billy Graham
as Prince Charles
as Madame Nu
as Jackie Onassis / Bridesmaid
as Announcer / BB Rebozo (as Sebastian)
as Edward Cox, the groom
as President Nixon
as Mamie Eisenhower
as Mahalia Jackson / Bridesmaid
as Lady Bird Johnson
as Golda Meir / Bridesmaid
as Queen Elizabeth II / Bridesmaid
as Martha Mitchell
as David Eisenhower
as Sen. George Murphy
as Patricia Nixon
