
An alienated and misanthropic teenager gains sudden and unwanted celebrity status after he's taken hostage by terrorists where his indifference to their threats to kill him makes news headlines.

as Cliff Spab

as Wendy Pfister

as Morrow Streeter

as Monica Dice

as Janet Streeter

as Scott Spab

as Joe Dice

as Gerald Parsley

as Al

as Babs Wyler

as Phil Donahue Clone / Sam Donaldson Clone / Alan Dershowitz / Ted Koppel Clone / Larry King Clone

as Mr. Spab

as Mrs. Spab

as Kristen

as Dolly

as Earl

as Kim Martin

as Milt Morris

as Dick Zetterland

as Gary Coleman

as Sandy Hooten

as Allison Ash

as Mindy Lawford

as Phil Connors

as Rita Connors

as Johnny

as Female Pantyhose Gunman

as Pebbles Goren

as Distressed Witness

as Doctor Travis

as Female Talent Agent

as Male Talent Agent

as Hotel Receptionist

as Dori Smelling (as Stephanie Friedman)

as Burger Boy Manager

as Mayor

as Nervous Lady on Talkshow

as Teenage Girl on Talkshow

as Woman at Homecoming

as Burger Boy Worker

as Burger Boy Worker

as Burger Boy Worker

as Reporter

as Reporter

as Reporter

as Reporter

as Reporter

as Reporter

as Reporter

as Reporter

as Photographer

as Photographer

as Photographer