
On the run from a U.S. Senate investigation, New York mob boss Don Luciano flees to his Canadian hometown and old flame Dolores in this kooky, disorganized crime caper. Luciano soon discovers his long-lost son and tries to teach him the tricks of the trade. Meanwhile, Luciano's bumbling right-hand man -- who'd like to become the boss himself -- has put a contract on Luciano.

as Don "Luce" Luciano

as Mindy

as Sam

as Dolores

as Maria

as Gianni

as Tom

as Heinrich

as Lance

as Moe

as Fingers

as Don Checchio

as Canadian

as Bus Driver

as Sam's Chauffeur

as Ticket Agent

as Greaser

as Concierge

as Cabby

as Big Tony's Voice