Eddie always wanted to be a cop, but after repeated rejection from the police academy he finds himself able to be employed only as a night watchman. Unwilling to give up his dream of being a 'man in blue,' he outfits his car and begins wearing an LAPD uniform, using his power to assault and abuse prostitutes.
as Eddie
as Linda
as Mildred
as Massage Parlor Girl in Pink
as Masseuse
as Shorter Masseuse with Eddie
as Massage Parlor Manager (uncredited)
as Eddie's Boss (uncredited)
as Policeman Bob (uncredited)
as Policeman on Car Radio (uncredited)
as Lt. Jim Cable (uncredited)
