Playboy millionaire, Tony Canoni, is caught between a satanic vampire cult and the Yakuza, but taking on undead blood suckers and the Japanese mafia isn't as hard as studying for his GED test at Night School. Based on a true story. Except the mafia part. We all know that there are no such things as the "Japanese".
as Butch
as Henry
as Vinny
as Suck-A-Rella
as Elizabeth
as David Peel
as Craig
as Kelly
as Ron
as Tony
as Greg
as Tim
as Zack
as Ben
as Beth
as George
