Fabricating credentials to score a last-ditch job as a high school guidance counsellor, a boozing, drug-addled former child star becomes an improbable hit with his students by dispensing the worst advice possible, in this hilarious reprobate comedy from writer-director-star Pat Mills.
as David Gold
as Jabrielle
as Principal Newman
as Brenda
as Scott Howell
as Desmond
as Rhonda Langdon
as Brent ('Ghost')
as Nisha
as Mr. Schlitz
as Mrs. Schlitz (as Jen Goodhue)
as Ginny
as Ms. Kim
as Mr. Ball
as Andrea Simms
as The Real Roland Brown
as Lisa the Valedictorian Slut
as Alexondria the Goth
as Glen the Sound Guy
as Apathetic Cashier
as Waiter
as John
as Meagan
as Doctor
as Ginny’s Husband
as Katie / Tanning Specialist
as Liquor Store Teen Boy #1
as Liquor Store Teen Boy #2
as Female News Anchor
as Prisoner #1 (as Aaron Giberson)
as Prisoner #2
as Prisoner #3
as Officer Stockwell
as Denise Crain (voice)
as Cassandra Crain (voice) (as Nadine Roden)
as Male Reporter
