A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
as Des
as Krakowski
as Lauren
as Frank O'Reilly
as Trixie (as Samantha Janus)
as Palooka
as Jason
as Celestia
as Goldberg
as Gladys
as Baxter
as Burke
as Hare
as Arthur Burnett CBE
as Kent
as Sean Boetang
as Lenny Von Something
as Vince
as Sharon
as Mystery Man
as Huge Gangster
as Repro Man
as Singh
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