A daft doctor concocts an offbeat scheme to make millions after he happens upon a method of turning cremated human remains into diamonds. But when the sawbones hires a pair of hapless thieves to collect the raw material, a string of calamities ensues in their insane efforts to pilfer the ashes of prominent and historic figures. Tippi Hedren, Bronson Pinchot, Richard Moll and Joan Van Ark head the cast in this inky morality yarn.
as Bergerac De La Houssey
as Eleanor Kelly
as Lulu
as Augustine Garza
as Dr. Simon Lockbuster
as Detective Jackson
as The Hemingway Diamond
as Quentin Leeds
as Detective Grubbs
as Lil
as Arnie Crump
as Mark
as Pamela Riggs
as Jean
