A movie 169 years in the making. Oliver Twist, the Artful Dodger, and Fagin. The lovers will love Fagin's waifs. Plus, there's Mr. Bumble and the hairy-chested Detective Brownlow. It's 2007, the location is South Beach FL, Fagin is a pimp and his boys are whores. But that co-dependent bitch Nancy still gets it in the end! - Written by Peter Z Pan
as Mr Bumble
as Oliver Twist
as Fagin
as Bet
as The Artful Dodger
as Charley Bates
as Detective Brownlow
as Mrs Sowerberry
as Pip
as Bill Sikes
as Nancy
as Fagin's houseboy
as Nicholas Nickleby
as David Copperfield
as Rev. Daggert
