Four stories about Finnish life intersect. In the first one, drum artist Monkki Mähönen arrives for a renovation job at his old band mate's summer villa. Second story revolves around wannabe motorcycle gang and its leader Jouni who are being humiliated at a village shop. Thirdly in the 1960s, a star reporter Erkki "Likasanko" Sysimetsä starts writing a once in a lifetime story about the womanizing of Arvo Hakala, a pipe organ repair man. In the fourth story, a fantasy and sci-fi film director Kurt "Kurre" von Riikonen is looking for financing of his upcoming movie Excalibur IV with catastrophic consequences.
as Gerhard Rihmakallo / Jouni Hirvi / Yrjö Kortesmäki / Thomas / John Excalibur
as Monkki Mähönen / Antti / Arvo Hakala / Hesekiel Toukka / Make / Barock / Bill Excalibur
as Tomi / Risto / Erkki "Likasanko" Sysimetsä / Jeremias Toukka / Ivan Draco
as David Foster / Jarmo / Baarimikko / Metusalem Toukka / Otto Luger-Parabellum / Kannibaalien johtaja
as Kurre von Riikonen
as Julle Rekola
as Isaskar Toukka
as Sakari Äes
as Heidi Hunajamäki / Stina
as Kalle Mörtfelt
as Mälli
as Pentti Alakarvasto
as Tupsu
as Justiina
as Terttu
as Rehtori Taneli Isotalo
as Partiojohtaja Peter Granfelt
as Kirkkoherra Rauno Ylämäki
as Kanttori-urkuri Sakari Äes
as Kokki
as Helena / Sirkka
as Susanna
as Raili, motellin tarjoilija
as Seija, naisposteljooni
as Alma
as Ögil Balthasar
as Lakeija
as Barbara
as Maalaistyttö
as Maalaistyttö
as Japanilaisten tulkki
as Lentäjä
as Valokuvaaja Stide (uncredited)
as "Vesitissi" (uncredited)
as Kohupostin päätoimittaja vuonna 1966
as Kohupostin sihteeri vuonna 1966
as Nagamoto, japanilainen liikemies
