A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
as Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart
as Sir Coward de Custard
as Sir Braggart de Bombast
as Nick the Pick
as Robin Hood
as Lady Ashfodel
as Mortimer
as Landlord of The Blue Boar
as Our Man in the Holy Land
as Mistress of the Bed Chamber
as The Archbishop Of All England
as Scheherazade
as Yokel
as Knotweed
as Winifred
as Master of Ceremonies
as Teutonic Knight
as Chopper
as Saladin
as Maid Marian
as Gretel
as Vegetable Stall Holder
as Lobelia
as Little John
as 1st Man-at-Arms
as 1st Peasant
as Meat Stall Holder
as Blacksmith
as 2nd Man-at-Arms
as 2nd Peasant
as 1st Locksmith
as 1st Horseman
as Major Domo
as Squill
as Will Scarlett
as Man in Stocks
as Arab
as Sir Grumbel
as Vendor
as Friar Tuck
as Lucky Charm Seller
as Mutch
as Chestnut Man
as Lieutenant
as First Man
as Troubadour
as The Voice (voice)
as Little Man
as Battleaxe Wife
as Wife
as Belly Dancer
as Belly Dancer
as Waitress
as Serving Wench
as Father
as Woman
as Child
as 2nd Horseman
as Man-at-Arms (uncredited)
as Friar (uncredited)
as Lord (uncredited)
as Serving Wench (uncredited)
as Merry Man (uncredited)
as Servant (uncredited)
as Slave Girl (uncredited)
as Peasant (uncredited)
