
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...

as Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart

as Sir Coward de Custard

as Sir Braggart de Bombast

as Nick the Pick

as Robin Hood

as Lady Ashfodel

as Mortimer

as Landlord of The Blue Boar

as Our Man in the Holy Land

as Mistress of the Bed Chamber

as The Archbishop Of All England

as Scheherazade

as Yokel

as Knotweed

as Winifred

as Master of Ceremonies

as Teutonic Knight

as Chopper

as Saladin

as Maid Marian

as Gretel

as Vegetable Stall Holder

as Lobelia

as Little John

as 1st Man-at-Arms

as 1st Peasant

as Meat Stall Holder

as Blacksmith

as 2nd Man-at-Arms

as 2nd Peasant

as 1st Locksmith

as 1st Horseman

as Major Domo

as Squill

as Will Scarlett

as Man in Stocks

as Arab

as Sir Grumbel

as Vendor

as Friar Tuck

as Lucky Charm Seller

as Mutch

as Chestnut Man

as Lieutenant

as First Man

as Troubadour

as The Voice (voice)

as Little Man

as Battleaxe Wife

as Wife

as Belly Dancer

as Belly Dancer

as Waitress

as Serving Wench

as Father

as Woman

as Child

as 2nd Horseman

as Man-at-Arms (uncredited)

as Friar (uncredited)

as Lord (uncredited)

as Serving Wench (uncredited)

as Merry Man (uncredited)

as Servant (uncredited)

as Slave Girl (uncredited)

as Peasant (uncredited)