Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
as Harry Sawyer
as Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
as Sheriff Chappy Dent
as Josephine "Joe" McClintock
as Doreen Schaefer
as Bob Maslow
as Marshal Nalhober
as Mrs. Bromley
as The Judge
as Madison
as Jency
as Other Happy Girl
as Other Happy Girl
as Other Happy Girl
as David
as Steven
as Alton
as Ely
as Bully Boy
as Pageant Judge
as "Little Light Girl"
as Varnel
as Guard
as Guard on Horse with Shotgun (uncredited)
as Local Cowboy (uncredited)
as Bank Teller (uncredited)
as Cabana Boy Kimo (uncredited)
as Tow Truck Driver (uncredited)
