Two friends, both named Frank, accidentally obtain a suitcase at the airport. It contains incriminating evidence against a mafia boss, who sends his Terminator-like lackie to find them. The Franks hide by impersonating make-up women for a beauty pageant. While in drag, the mafioso falls in love with one of the Franks.
as Frank I / Ethel
as Frank II / Mirabelle
as Misty Blue / Joanne
as Rupert Hess
as Bruno
as Garcia / Gesundheim
as The First Class Stewardess
as The Stewardess
as Airborne Mustard Lover
as Von Bulo
as Herskovitz
as Mrs. Hess
as The Bartender
as The Dentist
as The Bell Boy
as Fed. #1
as Fed. #2
as The Maitre D'
as Gonzales
as The Cop
as Miss Honduras
as Miss Hungary
as Miss Spain
as Miss Italy (as Cynthia Ambuehl)
as Miss Cuba
as Miss Poland
as Miss Bolivia
as Miss Iraq
as Miss Romania
as Miss France
as Sam
as Butch Guard
as Waitress
as The Flower Peddler
as Gesundheim II
