Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
as John
as Ted (voice)
as Samantha
as Tami-Lynn
as Donny
as Patrick Meighan
as Sam J. Jones
as Guy
as Rick
as Frank
as Shep Wild
as Joy
as Tom Jessup
as Judge
as Customer
as Fertility Doctor
as Narrator (voice)
as Tom Brady
as Jay Leno
as Jimmy Kimmel
as Kate McKinnon
as Bobby Moynihan
as Taran Killam
as Dr. Ed Danzer
as Karl Jackson
as Comic
as Adoption Agent
as Female Nurse
as Allison
as Blind Guy
as Waitress
as Todd Kidder
as Boston Newscaster
as Boston Neighbor
as Wedding Singer
as NYC Doctor
as NYC Nurse
as Obi-Wan
as Stormtrooper
as Jury Foreman
as Juror
as Juror
as Bailiff
as Receptionist
as Band Leader
as Cyclist
as Jogger
as Hasbro CEO Assistant
as Pundit
as Pundit
as Pundit
as Pundit
as Pundit
as Pundit
as Pundit
as Pundit
as Cop (Boston PD)
as Cop (Boston PD)
as Meighan Assistant
as Reporter
as Nerd (Wedgie)
as Comic Con Fan
as Security Guard
as Security Guard
as Borg
as Hellboy
as Vendor
as Film Executive
as Police Dispatcher
as Diner Waitress
as Bachelor Party Guest
as Jump Rope Guy
as Wedding Announcer
as Ted Toy (voice)
as Tiffany
as Cake Girl (uncredited)
as Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
as Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)
as Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)
as Baroness Girl (uncredited)
as Wedding Guest (uncredited)
as Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)
as Wedding Guest (uncredited)
as Booth Girl (uncredited)
as Flash Girl (uncredited)
as My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)
as Bar Patron (uncredited)
as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
as Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
as Courtroom Observer (uncredited)
as Wedding Guest (uncredited)
as Reporter (uncredited)
as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
as Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
as Ginger Girl (uncredited)
as Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)
as Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
as Wedding Guest (uncredited)
as Booth Girl (uncredited)
as Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)
as Kissing Couple (uncredited)
as Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)
as Ginger Girl (uncredited)
as Well Wisher (uncredited)
as Dancer (uncredited)
as Wedding Guest (uncredited)
as Wedding Guest (uncredited)
as Woman at Diner (uncredited)
as Attendee (uncredited)
as Groomsman (uncredited)
as Comic Con Attendee
as Me'Shell Jones Cosplayer
