Adopted as a child, new father Mel Colpin decides he cannot name his son until he knows his birth parents, and determines to make a cross-country quest to find them. Accompanied by his wife, Nancy, and an inept yet gorgeous adoption agent, Tina, he departs on an epic road trip that quickly devolves into a farce of mistaken identities, wrong turns, and overzealous and love-struck ATF agents.
as Mel Coplin
as Nancy Coplin
as Tina Kalb
as Pearl Coplin
as Ed Coplin
as Richard Schlichting
as Mary Schlichting
as Paul Harmon
as Tony Kent
as Valerie Swaney
as Lonnie Schlichting
as Jane
as Sandra
as Fritz Boudreau
as Mitch
as B&B Lady
as Jill
as Cop #1
as Cop #2
as Detective
as Sheriff
as Deputy
as Flight Attendant
as Roger
as Alternative Wife (unconfirmed)
