Thinking he's competing in Los Angeles' hot Platinum Scissors contest, Scottish hairstylist Crawford leaves Glasgow with a film crew to capture the event. When he learns he's a mere audience member, Crawford must find a way to become the mane event.
as Crawford Mackenzie
as Candy
as Monique
as Eamonn
as Dunston Cactus
as Sen. Warren Crockett
as Clarence
as Gretle Dickens
as Johnny Darjerling
as Betty Fuego
as Stig
as BBC Interviewer
as David Hasselhoff
as Drew Carey
as Cathy Lee Crosby
as Bruce Jenner
as Dianne Abbott
as Hotel Clerk
as Young Valhenna Woman
as Tony Bolero (uncredited)
as Mrs. Beasie Mackenzie
as Gareth Trundle
as Senga Magoogan
as Elegant Woman
as Cop Driver
as Bear Suit Person
as Bunny Suit Person
as Chicken Suit Person
as Reindeer Suit Person
as Constance
as Dave London
as Skateboard Kid
as Monique's Receptionist
as Dick Miyake
as Bob Flaps
as Frank Wad
as TV Reporter
as Margaret Sim
as Mr. Patel
as Police Officer
as Hotel Receptionist
as TV Anchor
as Veronica Webb
as John Paul Mitchell
as Jose Eber
as Judge #2
as Judge #3
as Judge #4
as Judge #5
as Stig's Hair Model
as Dick Miyake's Hair Model
as Dave London's Hair Model
as Angry Hedge Man
as Ronnie the 'Beefeater'
as Waiter at Epicentre (uncredited)
as Isabelle (uncredited)
