
Wayne Gretzky is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine. Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.

as Chris Keller / Mary Lipinsky

as Wayne Gretzky

as Arthur Levine

as Fred Green

as Tom Slansky

as Ted

as Samantha

as Janet

as Kyle

as Jared

as Mel

as Gregor

as Ludmila Pelikhova

as Barry Pearson

as Carly

as Joe

as Lisa

as Grave Digger

as Kevin

as Lorainne

as Noelle

as Teacher

as Peter

as Jerry

as Photo Girl

as Nurse Lady

as Kelly

as Vampire Girl #1

as Vampire Girl #2

as Vampire Girl #3

as Vampire Girl #4

as Vampire Girl #5

as Vampire Girl #6

as Student

as The 29th Victim (uncredited)